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The next morning Alistair looked quite interested as I explained how the pay scale worked, but when I mentioned the need for uninterrupted privacy he gave me an intent look. The third one matters most in phone porn, where even Jenna Jameson's libido won't help you if superimposed over the vocabulary of a nun. I know how to flirt but that's all implication and innuendo - everything phone sex is not. Some guys even like the occasional gagging sound, which proved useful when I swallowed water down the wrong pipe and had a coughing fit. One call went well until the man said he'd just used my mouth as a toilet and wanted to know how that tasted. " I wanted to say, but that would be unprofessional. Simon, the one who told me to have a great day before he hung up, acted like his first time with a woman he'd long loved. Most of the guys liked name calling, with dirty bitch, nasty slut and filthy whore punctuating their chats. " You know how sometimes you don't notice your refrigerator running until it shuts off? All my calls, even minus their X-rated content, shared a quality I hadn't noticed until Nikolai spoke without it: a pay-by-the-minute rather than conversational tone.

This list isn’t comprehensive, and some of the jerks on it caused multiple problems at the same time. Underground comic artists made a plan to stigmatize fans of funny-animal comics by putting adult stuff in ones like Robert Crumb’s .

You can tell things got worse, because when did that ever happen again?

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If your calls average six minutes or less, you only make a nickel a minute and risk being fired. If I were looking for an actual second job, I wouldn't even consider this. Once businesses other than the phone company could run paid calls, there appeared almost immediately a service known as "dial-a-porn," where customers could hear recordings of women describing graphic sex acts. I pressed one again, and hung up after hearing more nothing. Press one for 18 or 19 and hold nothing back." What happened to 27? Phone sex is like the real thing, in that no woman's good her first time and if she says she was she's lying. The handbook says phone performers do better if they get into a fantasy. A successful call from Jay's perspective but a failure from the company's viewpoint, lasting only three minutes. The first time a caller wanted to hear me being spanked, all I could think to do was draw my knee up next to the receiver and slap it. I didn't hang up now, but I couldn't say that sentence. I spent several minutes trying to bargain out with less extreme variants. And I learned another useless lesson from the night's events: a sense of ironic detachment strong enough to sustain you through spanking your knee and fellating your fingers won't do jack to prevent a sadistic murder fantasy from scaring the hell out of you. There's a lot of paperwork required to claim your first and only paycheck from a sex chat line. No, I'll buy a dollar-store frame and keep it on my desk, and then someday - if God is good to me - an unsuspecting person walking through the office will say, "Why, Jennifer, whatever is that check?

(And you're only paid for when you actually talk, not the time spent waiting for the phone to ring.) But the deck's stacked so a high average is hard to get. Naturally, dial-a-porn inspired laws to shut it down on obscenity grounds until 1983, when the Supreme Court deemed such content bans unconstitutional. I got three more silent calls, and at I hung up to log out and in again. I pressed one and said, "Hey, it's Jennifer," for the fifth time in eight minutes, doubting anyone would actually answer. Jay expected my clueless virgin self to take command of the situation and I had no idea how, so I asked "What do you want me to do for you, Jay? Okay: I'm in a diner eating lunch with Billy Crystal. The next two callers were jokers; I actually heard the third guy's friends snickering on the line. After an hour I could stretch calls out for eight to 12 minutes, though my average was still pretty low: I hung up on one kid so young his voice hadn't changed yet, and 30 seconds into "press one for a 15-minute credit card call" I heard a beep and a metallic voice: "You have one minute left." By my routine, when sanitized, boiled down to: "Let me unzip you. It worked until I started laughing and failed to disguise that as passionate gasps. I'd spent the whole day in character uttering words I'd never said before, but I did. Finally, I managed to choke out the phrase and added, "But please, don't do that! " And I'll flash a smile filled with sunshine and innocence, and say "That's the cumulative lifetime royalties from my career in phone porn." Oh God, oh please, oh yes.

Some chatters may be content with general agreement on a location and roles like; Nurse/Patient in a Doctor's office; while others may opt for a much more detailed account of the encounter, including specifics on the room occupied and clothing worn.

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